psdo:
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
i
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK.
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
BEST EVER
I’M SO DONE
What…
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.
WATCH.
(Source: aerisoul, via umnachtung)
(Source: jaredpadaleckis, via tarteauxfraises)
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
(via captain-swagger69)
Baby kestrels are pretty much a head with wings.
like a nerf football
83c
(via umnachtung)
guess what i caved and started playing League of Legends ok
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One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of…
